This is a picture of me on my first day of my new job, it doesn’t pay much (well it pays nothing) I am my own boss, I set my own hours and I do whatever I want for work.

I decided to create a rough draft of what I thought a job description of my new work would look like:

Being my own boss I decided I was the best candidate for this position so I offered myself the role and I graciously accepted it.

There is no better time to start a job than on a Friday because Friday means end of the week drinks with your coworkers (in this case myself).

I should get back to work before I end up fired.